Keen
Clownery Ensues
Room: The Haunt
Time Entered: March 30th, 2021 at 8:22 A.M.
Characters: Dahlia Black (Kada), Selkiris Devry (Arcadia), Circe Hemlock (Abbysaurus), Alma Malivani (Kada)
Summary: Meets Dahlia Black, who's trying to stave off a hangover. Confetti, meanwhile, is disappointed by her gross beer. She jokes around with Dahlia before getting offended by Dahlia's assumption that her dad doesn't love her. Questions Selkiris on why he looks like a walking corpse, which Circe points out is insensitive. Boufa deez nuts. Circe gives Confetti the weakest ass pet. Dahlia leaves, leaving Confetti to observe Selkiris' astral magic book. She talks about how her dad is trying to learn magic, which might help them get out of a bad situation. Circe offers to show her some books and gives Confetti her business card. Selkiris' robe is traditional wear for mage practitioners. Confetti plans on going to his shop Astral Realms to meet his wife Morgan Devry on making those robes for her dad. Alma used to not need sleep, now she does, apparently during the day. She has a male roommate and is in an open relationship, which nearly knocks Confetti off her seat. Alma is a camgirl. She then learns about the sex work situation in Oregon and the differences between harems and polyamory. Confetti gets Alma's name, then leaves out in a hurry when she learns what time it is.
Time Left: 12:27 P.M.
Time Entered: March 30th, 2021 at 8:22 A.M.
Characters: Dahlia Black (Kada), Selkiris Devry (Arcadia), Circe Hemlock (Abbysaurus), Alma Malivani (Kada)
Summary: Meets Dahlia Black, who's trying to stave off a hangover. Confetti, meanwhile, is disappointed by her gross beer. She jokes around with Dahlia before getting offended by Dahlia's assumption that her dad doesn't love her. Questions Selkiris on why he looks like a walking corpse, which Circe points out is insensitive. Boufa deez nuts. Circe gives Confetti the weakest ass pet. Dahlia leaves, leaving Confetti to observe Selkiris' astral magic book. She talks about how her dad is trying to learn magic, which might help them get out of a bad situation. Circe offers to show her some books and gives Confetti her business card. Selkiris' robe is traditional wear for mage practitioners. Confetti plans on going to his shop Astral Realms to meet his wife Morgan Devry on making those robes for her dad. Alma used to not need sleep, now she does, apparently during the day. She has a male roommate and is in an open relationship, which nearly knocks Confetti off her seat. Alma is a camgirl. She then learns about the sex work situation in Oregon and the differences between harems and polyamory. Confetti gets Alma's name, then leaves out in a hurry when she learns what time it is.
Time Left: 12:27 P.M.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:22 AM
Walks inside, wearing a long, rainbow sweater-dress. Looks absolutely thrilled to be here.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:47 AM
Walks in, stretching her arm over her head and yawning. She's got on a black sun dress under a red leather jacket. She looks like she hasn't yet been asleep.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:49 AM
Is staring down at a glass with a grimace. Turns, sees, Dahlia, then brightens immediately. Waves excitedly and nearly shouts, "Hey! Hi!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:50 AM
She blinks at... all that. "Oh Jesus Christ. You dress yourself this morning?" and she orders a gin and coke.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:51 AM
"Yep! Like it?" Hops off her seat and twirls, then sits back down. "Oh! What you ordered: is it good?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:53 AM
Hand wobbles. "It's alright I guess if you like looking like a walking toothache." Takes a sip and sighs. "Gin and coke? No, it's awful. But it's just enough alcohol to stave off the incoming hangover until I can get home and sleep."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:55 AM
"Aww~ I'm not going for alright. I'd like to shoot for higher and give people diabetes!" Chuckles. "Anywhoooo, that's a shame. I ordered beer and it's disgusting. I'm already starting all of this all wrong!" Throws her hands and waves them around. "I'm not aiming for a hangover. I only have so many tries with all the drinks here before I have to stop."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:58 AM
Snorts. "Well I don't have much of a choice. The girls and I went out to the city last night and I got plastered. I'm only now coming back up, but I can feel the headache creeping in."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:00 AM
"My dad has a habit of getting drunk. Do you need some tips? After I drown him in water and get him to bed, he usually looks better once he gets showered."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:01 AM
"Nah, nah. Learned from the best - my mom. So I'm practically an expert." Clicks her tongue harshly, thinkin'. "So what's your name?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:04 AM
"Confetti Cake!" She pronounces it "Kon-fe-ti Kay-Kee." Pauses for a moment, then her eyebrows shoot up. "But my real name is Satō Tanaka." Nod nod nod nod.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:07 AM
Takes a long sip of her drink and sets it down. "Okay I was about to call you on your bullshit. Nobody's named Confetti. Or nobody should be if their parents love them."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:08 AM
Gasps exaggeratedly, but there's a spark of anger in her eyes. "Papa loves me. I am everything he wanted and more!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:10 AM
She perk up a bit at that and turns to face Confetti. There's the barest hint of a smirk on her lips. "Well good for you. Daddy's little girl. Does he know you're out day drinking?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:11 AM
"Nope! He's in Osaka, Japan. I'm living with his cousin right now. Now he doesn't know I'm out day drinking. I stole some of his money and left before he noticed it."
Says all of this like it's totally normal with an innocent smile, but there's a mischeviousness in her eyes.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:14 AM
Laughs! "Well maybe you're not as much of a lameass as I thought. Though stealing money from your parent is like. Middle school shit. Gotta up your game."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:15 AM
"I'm not trying to get in serious trouble. I'm only seeing how far I can push my boundaries. So far, I can push them very far. And I've never been to middle school, so, that basically makes me a prodigy, right?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:17 AM
"oh yeah for sure. You're the coolest kid in homeschool." The sarcasm is real.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:18 AM
Laughs. "Yeah, I guess I am! Oh! You never told me your name?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:20 AM
Comes trudging in wearing brown robes. Takes a seat and orders just straight up vodka
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:21 AM
"Was wondering how long it'd take you to notice. I'm the Dahlia Black." looks over at Selk and makes a face. Ew, an old man.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:23 AM
"Nice to meet you, the One and Only Dahlia Black!" She nearly looks back at her drink, then perks up to hold a hand out...
Only for her attention to be caught by Selkiris. "Only vodka? Without juice or anything else in it?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:24 AM
Just takes a light sip of his vodka. “Yep.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:26 AM
"Terrifying! Do you want my beer?" Still has her hand out to Dahlia. "I decided it tasted like piss. I've never drunk piss before, and I never will, but judging by smell alone, I bet it tastes like beer."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
Walks in and very directly to the bar to take a seat.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
“No thanks. I prefer the strong taste.”
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
"Of course it's nice to meet me. I'm a fuckin' delight to be around." she orders a water, reluctantly, and spins around to look at the other newcomer.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:28 AM
Lowers her hand, but doesn't look offened. Just says to Dahlia, "You've been great to talk to, yeah!"
Then wave wave waves at Circe. "Hi!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
Waves back before ordering herself a margarita. "Good morning everyone, good to see we're all making the same great choices." She chuckles.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
"I wish I could say I have, but I haven't! I ordered beer and I should've listened to my father: It's absolutely awful!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
"All my choices are great choices."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:32 AM
Looks at the bartender and waves them over. "I'll take a strawberry daiquiri."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:32 AM
Gives Con a quick look up and down. "...I feel like you shoulda been able to make that call before ordering."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:33 AM
“I’m just on break on a really slow day. Needed something to bring me a little more pep.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:34 AM
Shrugs. "I wanted to try new things. What's the point of this trip to America if I'm not taking in all the sounds and sounds and tastes and feelings?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:36 AM
Raises an eyebrow. "Yeah, true enough. If that's the case you must be here to check out all the weird things the town's famous for, yeah?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:36 AM
"Well look no further. We've got sad old people!"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:37 AM
"Nope! I'm here to live with my cousin for a little bit. The town being interesting is only a bonus!"
Upon Dahlia pointing that out, she scoots real close to Selkiris. "What's with your veins? You looks super unhealthy! Are you okay? Are you getting enough sun and water?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:37 AM
“I’m far from sad. I’m just bored.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:38 AM
"Tired, not sad. C'mon, kid." She laughs.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:39 AM
.......chuckles a little and murmurs to himself ‘So you can see them’. Scoots back a few inches. “Yes I’m fine. This is just from an accident I had a while back.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:40 AM
Tilts head. "An accident? I would've thought it was a disease."
"Or an illness."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:40 AM
"That's a little insensitive, don't you think?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:41 AM
Blinks a few times at Circe. "Is it?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:42 AM
“A little yes, and I’d prefer not to talk about it.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:42 AM
"I wouldn't exactly be too thrilled to have someone just come up and tell me I look like I have a disease."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
Laughs "Don't let him lie to you. I know for a fact he's been dealing with a really bad case of Bofa for a while."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
"Oh. I'm sorry, then! You laughed so I thought it wasn't a bi—... What's Bofa?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
says fucking nothing. He may be old but he isn’t dumb.
“Oh no. You said it.” Long sigh
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:44 AM
She snorts a little, but she doesn't wanna give it away too much.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:44 AM
She bites her knuckles to not laugh immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em. "Bofa deez nuts!" okay now she cackles like a maniac.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:46 AM
Takes a moment to translate, then laughs. Not as hard as Dahlia, though. Then takes a sip of her drink.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:47 AM
Just shakes head and drinks more vodka
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:47 AM
Hangs her head but she's definitely laughing.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:48 AM
"Sooo, if you're both bored or tired, you know what instantly brings cheer to people? Petting! My hair is sooo soft, you know?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:50 AM
"Oh I could never. My dog would get too jealous."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:51 AM
"I'm sure it'll be fine. It doens't have to know~" Purrs.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:53 AM
"Ah what the hell? Lemme see how soft-" She reaches her hand out.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:54 AM
Scoots over to Circe and leans her head over.
wocat: Her hair is, unsurprisingly, soft. And very thick and fluffy. There's a lot more hair than you'd think, and there's already a lot from appearances alone.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:55 AM
Just kinda watches this strangeness
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:55 AM
She looks absolutely disgusted.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:56 AM
Gives one little pat before pulling back. "Oh. Wow, yeah, you weren't lying. Do you use special product or something?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:58 AM
Starts building up a purr before stopping. Leans back and blinks. "Oh. Oh, uh, no! Nothing special. I was... born... with naturally soft hair! The only products I use is nice shampoo and conditioner, but I'll have to buy new ones soon. The ones I have are from Japan."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:01 AM
Just kinda cracks open a book on astral Magic and starts to read it
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:01 AM
Oh yeah. She totally believes that for sure. She just looks disappointed, turning back to her drink. "Damn, I was hoping I could find something to help with m-" She just sort of double takes at that.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 10:02 AM
"Well this is great and all, but I need to go get some sleep before noon."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:02 AM
"Awww. Byeee, The One and Only Dahlia Black!" Wave wave waves...
Then hops off of her seat to lean over Selkiris' shoulder and read his book.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
"Try to make sure you sleep on your side." Waves.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
The book is mostly a bunch of weird theories and stuff as well as how the stars can empower you
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
"Don't you forget it, candy ass." Waves over her shoulder as she leaves, pulling out her phone to look at it. oops, she ignored you Circe
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:04 AM
"I prefer Sugar Tits!" She shouts as Dahlia leaves. Makes sure to shout away from Selkiris ears, ftr.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:07 AM
"That's probably a better choice for you anyways."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:08 AM
"Why's that?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:10 AM
"The cleavage. Candyass would be the better choice if you had a short shorts outfit or something."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
"I could always show off my panties, but," gets a look from the bartender, "I know I shouldn't." Laughs.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
Just gonna casually read his books, drink some vodka, and ignore this
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
"Also, you're researching magic?" to Selkiris.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
“I’d hope so. I am a mage.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:14 AM
"Really?! My first cousin once removed has magic! Papa's been struggling to learn, but I'm sure any information I bring back will help speed up his progress exponentially!"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:14 AM
“Oh? Do you know any magic?” Not really going to hide talking about this anymore as he can just tell from a glance Circe is a magic user
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:16 AM
"Nope! Only a lot of history about magic and folktales and fairytales. Western and Eastern! Mostly Western and stuff I've found on the internet. Papa's a hug fan of that part of the world... This part of the world! I think it'd be better if he learned it before I do though."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:19 AM
"Oh, if your father ever comes to town I would love to meet him. I've made my whole career on helping people interested in connecting their spirits to the universe." Smile smile
Arcadia — Today at 10:23 AM
“Maybe come by my shop then. I have many tomes on astral sorcery and the power of the stars.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:24 AM
"Oh, yes, the stars are always a great place to start- is your father a fan of astrology?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:25 AM
"Ummm, he'll look into anything! I'd love to get help from both of you. I could send him books to help. We're in a really bad situation right now. He's trying to earn as much money as he can to get us out safe and sound. He might be able to find the path to success through the stars if I send him the right materials!"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:27 AM
Tries to hide a grimace cause everything in his shop is compete bullcrap
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:30 AM
She leans back, seeming to think about it for the moment. "Well in that case I would recommend he stays in the physical world for now. It can be very hard to know if these kinds of things work over long distances."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:32 AM
"You might be right... Do you know any basic magic books? I don't want to give him something that insults his intelligence, so nothing like 'Baby's First Magic' or 'Magic for Dummies' but something that's simple."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:33 AM
“Yes magic is....complicated. Don’t want him accidentally getting into a worse situation because of it.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:33 AM
"Mmmm.. I have one or two of those sorts of things at the North Star. I try to keep them affordable, too, so anyone can get started."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:34 AM
Bits the bottom of her lip. "I wouldn't want that either... I'd like to get back to him as soon as possible, and I don't want to send him anything that will hurt him."
Looks to Circe, smiling anxiously, "I'd love to see what you have!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:37 AM
She reaches into her bag to hand over a business card. "Well, come by the shop some time and I'll give you a tour of the stock."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:38 AM
Walks in in a heavy coat, big hat, sunglasses, and carrying an umbrella. As you do. It's Oregon, who knows when it might rain right?
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:39 AM
Just kinda looks over to Alma and waves, drinking a little Vodka
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:39 AM
Takes the card puts it into her dress' pockets. "Thank you." Smiles.
Looks to Alma and her pep comes back. "Hi!!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:40 AM
Waves to Alma. "Mmmmmorning."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
Slowly takes off her many layers. she's wearing a shirt that reads I Believe in Mothman. "Don't remind me. Ugh, it's so bright out there. I thought it was supposed to rain."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
“Yes I agree it is pretty bright. Doesn’t do good for my skin which is part of the reason I wear the robes.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
"I love it if it rained. I'll lay on the grass and let it soak me to my skin."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:43 AM
"Yeah, same. Though I think I'd look awful in robes. You do you though, with your cultist shit."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:43 AM
"You're in a cult?" Stares at Selkiris.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:44 AM
"Oh, love the shirt." She glances outside. "And I dunno, I think it could still rain. Heard enough people say they're happy it isn't."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:45 AM
“What? No! I’m a mage. It’s traditional wear for practitioners.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:45 AM
"Is there a special material to make one from? A shape? I'd like to send one to my dad."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:47 AM
“Well...my wife typically is the one to ask about that. She has made all my robes from scratch herself.”
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:49 AM
she side steps the group, holding her breath until she's just far enough away to sit down. "Sorry. I was kidding. You see that shit in kitschy Hollywood movies all the time. Appropriating other cultures and turning them into spooky snake cults or some shit."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:52 AM
"Oh yeah, but it's never that bad 'cause it's not like it's being stolen from somebody people have heard of." Oh man she is heavy on the sarcasm with that.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:54 AM
"It's okay! Not the appropriation stuff! The confusion."
To Selkiris, "Who's your wife? Where can I find her?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:55 AM
She grimaces at that. 'Oh yeah for sure. If they don't even know you're stealing from them, they can't very well object. That's colonial power, babey."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:57 AM
Says suddenly to Alma, "I like your tail, by the way!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:58 AM
She definitely flinches at that one.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:59 AM
She looks curiously over at Con, her ears twitching as her tail winds around her body like a snake. "Well thanks. I do squats. My ass is my best feature." laughs
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:59 AM
“She lives with me in an apartment above my place. If you stop by my store you can probably meet her. She loves to meet new people.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:00 AM
Pauses, looking confused, then her ears perk up. Winks at her and laughs.
To Selkiris, "What's the name of your store? And her name, so I don't get the wrong person."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:02 AM
Bites her lip mischievously and winks back "You're not so bad yourself. More top heavy than me. Or anyone else I've met really."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 11:03 AM
“Astral Realms is the name. As for my wife, Morgan Devry. She’s a hard person to miss, believe me.” Laughs a little
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:04 AM
Nods at Selkiris and thanks him.
To Alma, "Thank you~ I like to think I have an hourglass shape. I'm just lucky my back was made to handle all of this."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 11:08 AM
Downs the rest of his vodka and gets up. “I should get going now. Take care everyone.” Heads out back towards their store
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:09 AM
"See ya around~"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:09 AM
"Byeee! Thanks for the help!"
Stretches, then orders a Hurricane. "I think that'll be my last one. I don't want to get sick."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:12 AM
She orders a glass of water. "Smart move. It's not even noon anyway. Oh Christ it's not even noon. Why am I awake?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:13 AM
"Beeecause ruining your sleep schedule is fun?" Chuckles. "I don't need to sleep, so I've never had one. If I did need to, I'd break it all the time, just for the fun of it!"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:17 AM
looks around and takes a sip of her water. "I used to think that, back home. But I definitely need sleep now. And I unfortunately have to sell my labor to keep living on this bitch of an Earth."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:21 AM
Blinks a few times. "I'm sorry to hear. I'm doing alright without a job, but I'm thinking about picking something up. I'm not sure what yet."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:23 AM
"Yeah? Well good luck. I mean, assuming you want to work and you're not just doing it because you feel like you have to, or even that you should."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:25 AM
"My dad back in Japan's having some finacial trouble, so I'd like to help anyway I can. Right now I'm waiting to see what the situation looks like, but I don't want to wait too long."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:27 AM
"Ah. That sucks. Yeah I get that though." she pauses, thinking, but shakes her head. "I got into some financial trouble not too long ago myself. Fuckass bloodsucking parasites..."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:27 AM
"... Literal bloodsucking parasites or...?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:28 AM
"No no. Leeches and mosquitos have never hurt me. I mean landlords."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:28 AM
"Thaaaat makes more sense. It sounds like you're out of it, then?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:29 AM
she rubs her neck "Barely. I got a roommate to help."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:30 AM
Her ears twitch. "Oooh~ A roommate? Is he hot? Or... No, a girl would make more sense, but then that question isn't really relevant..." :|c "But I guess she could be hot too."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:32 AM
"He is, yeah. Total snack." she laughs "I'm gonna see how long he can hold out just being around me."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:32 AM
"Wait, you're rooming with a guy? And you're not uncomfortable or anything?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:33 AM
She grins "Why would I be? My boyfriend is cool with it, and it's not like I don't hook up with people semi-regularly anyway."
"I've got nothing to be ashamed of or uncomfortable about."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:34 AM
Pauses for a moment. Actually blushes and holds her cheeks, thinking for a moment. "What?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:35 AM
snorts "I take it you're from a pretty conservative household. I'm used to that. A lot of people still aren't ready for a full on sexual revolution even in the year of our Lord, 2021."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:37 AM
"No no no!" Waves her hands in front of her face. "Papa's far from conservative. I think? I, uh. I've heard about that kind of stuff in cartoons and porn and the internet. I didn't think I'd meet someone who does that in real life. And here of all places."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:39 AM
She pauses and thinks "I don't know what porn you watch, but it's almost definitely not accurate at all. And most porn is coercive and gross anyway."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:42 AM
"Maybe you're not watching good porn... Actually, maybe we're watching the same kind. I like what I watch, anyway."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:43 AM
"I mean I hope i know what good porn is. It's how I make my money. But I also didn't say 'good.' I said inaccurate and coercive. Which isn't good, in like an ethical sense. But doesn't affect the quality at all."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:45 AM
Fidgets a little, then widens his eyes. "You make porn?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:46 AM
"I do cam shows and political theory video essays."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:47 AM
"That's so cool! I'm not deep into politics, but I've always wondered what the life of a camgirl is like. I could never do that. My dad would throttle me."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:48 AM
"Mine might too. I dunno, never met him. But it's about as good as I can get. I get to curate my fanbase, make my own hours... sort of. Honestly the worst part are all the right wing chuds making gross comments at me on my Twitter."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:51 AM
"I hope not! I don't think I could deal with all of those comments. Buuuut I do like people lusting over what they can't have." Chuckles.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:52 AM
"Oh so do I. I just wish they'd be more creative with the threats. It's so boring."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:54 AM
"Don't put those kind of bad thoughts out there! It'd be awful if they came true..." Pauses for a moment. "Is..." Looks around the bar, then lowers her voice, "Is that kind of work legal here? In America?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:57 AM
"Sex work? Kind of? Doing cam shows is legal, same as pornography. Physical like... paying for sex is just decriminalized."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:59 AM
Squints. "That's confusing. But that's good for you! I was worried you were going to get in trouble, talking about all of this so publicly... Is that kind of stuff normal here? Having multiple, uh... boyfriends? And going around sleeping with people?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:00 PM
"I only have one boyfriend right now. But no, polyamory isn't really all that common among normal people. And sleeping around still has stigma attached to it." she rolls her eyes hard
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:01 PM
"Soooo... what about... not-normal people?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:01 PM
"Depends." she grins a bit and lowers her voice 'I'm a succubus, so it's very normal for me."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:04 PM
Raises her eyebrows. "Woah. It's so weird seeing all the... myths here." Laughs, then lowers her voice, "The only thing I get are heats, but I don't think I could go around... sleeping with people. I'd feel too bad."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:06 PM
"I've met a couple people like that. Mostly back home. I'm just kinda always idling." She shrugs "I mean, if you don't wanna do something like that then obviously you don't have to. Sex positive means positive on all kinds of sexuality."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:07 PM
"I'm only interested in guys. I don't have any other kind of sexuality?" Chuckles awkwardly.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:08 PM
"No I mean like. Some people are legitimately put off by polyamory. I'd never try to coerce someone into trying it if they weren't comfortable with it."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:09 PM
"Aaaah. Don't worry, you're not coercing me! It's... interesting. Like one of those harem shows." Blushes. "I wouldn't mind being in one where I'm surrounded by a bunch of men pining after me."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:11 PM
wrinkles her nose "Definitely not like that at all. My sex partners and I have very established boundaries."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:11 PM
"Um... I wasn't saying you didn't?" Tilts head.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:13 PM
"I'm saying that it's not at all like a 'harem.' I've seen people with harems and I definitely do not want that kind of power imbalace."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:14 PM
"Isn't it just... Ah, well, I guess there is the idea that the one being pined for has more control... Personally, I don't mind power imbalances. I think they're more exciting."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:16 PM
"Ah, I see." she nods and sips her water understandingly
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:18 PM
"I hoped you would!" Opens his mouth to say more, because she definitely was getting ready to ramble, but then she grimaces. "What time is it?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:18 PM
"A little after noon?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:20 PM
Hops out of her seat and pays for her drinks. "I should gooooo... I might give Seiji conniptions. He probably already noticed I took some of his money... I need to look like I spent it wisely!"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:24 PM
she blinks "Alright then. Have a good one, it was really nice meeting you."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:25 PM
"What's your name, by the way? My name is 'Satō Tanaka"" Uses heavy quotation marks. "But a lot of people call me Confetti Cake." Wiiiiiiink.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:26 PM
"Alma. Alma Malivani."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:27 PM
"Nice to meet you! "Finger guns as she walks out backwards. Almost trips over a chair, but gets her footing soon after. "Oh! Woah there... Okay, byeee!" Waves at Alma as she heads out normally.
BOT
— Today at 8:22 AM
Walks inside, wearing a long, rainbow sweater-dress. Looks absolutely thrilled to be here.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:47 AM
Walks in, stretching her arm over her head and yawning. She's got on a black sun dress under a red leather jacket. She looks like she hasn't yet been asleep.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:49 AM
Is staring down at a glass with a grimace. Turns, sees, Dahlia, then brightens immediately. Waves excitedly and nearly shouts, "Hey! Hi!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:50 AM
She blinks at... all that. "Oh Jesus Christ. You dress yourself this morning?" and she orders a gin and coke.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:51 AM
"Yep! Like it?" Hops off her seat and twirls, then sits back down. "Oh! What you ordered: is it good?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:53 AM
Hand wobbles. "It's alright I guess if you like looking like a walking toothache." Takes a sip and sighs. "Gin and coke? No, it's awful. But it's just enough alcohol to stave off the incoming hangover until I can get home and sleep."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 8:55 AM
"Aww~ I'm not going for alright. I'd like to shoot for higher and give people diabetes!" Chuckles. "Anywhoooo, that's a shame. I ordered beer and it's disgusting. I'm already starting all of this all wrong!" Throws her hands and waves them around. "I'm not aiming for a hangover. I only have so many tries with all the drinks here before I have to stop."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 8:58 AM
Snorts. "Well I don't have much of a choice. The girls and I went out to the city last night and I got plastered. I'm only now coming back up, but I can feel the headache creeping in."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:00 AM
"My dad has a habit of getting drunk. Do you need some tips? After I drown him in water and get him to bed, he usually looks better once he gets showered."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:01 AM
"Nah, nah. Learned from the best - my mom. So I'm practically an expert." Clicks her tongue harshly, thinkin'. "So what's your name?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:04 AM
"Confetti Cake!" She pronounces it "Kon-fe-ti Kay-Kee." Pauses for a moment, then her eyebrows shoot up. "But my real name is Satō Tanaka." Nod nod nod nod.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:07 AM
Takes a long sip of her drink and sets it down. "Okay I was about to call you on your bullshit. Nobody's named Confetti. Or nobody should be if their parents love them."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:08 AM
Gasps exaggeratedly, but there's a spark of anger in her eyes. "Papa loves me. I am everything he wanted and more!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:10 AM
She perk up a bit at that and turns to face Confetti. There's the barest hint of a smirk on her lips. "Well good for you. Daddy's little girl. Does he know you're out day drinking?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:11 AM
"Nope! He's in Osaka, Japan. I'm living with his cousin right now. Now he doesn't know I'm out day drinking. I stole some of his money and left before he noticed it."
Says all of this like it's totally normal with an innocent smile, but there's a mischeviousness in her eyes.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:14 AM
Laughs! "Well maybe you're not as much of a lameass as I thought. Though stealing money from your parent is like. Middle school shit. Gotta up your game."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:15 AM
"I'm not trying to get in serious trouble. I'm only seeing how far I can push my boundaries. So far, I can push them very far. And I've never been to middle school, so, that basically makes me a prodigy, right?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:17 AM
"oh yeah for sure. You're the coolest kid in homeschool." The sarcasm is real.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:18 AM
Laughs. "Yeah, I guess I am! Oh! You never told me your name?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:20 AM
Comes trudging in wearing brown robes. Takes a seat and orders just straight up vodka
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:21 AM
"Was wondering how long it'd take you to notice. I'm the Dahlia Black." looks over at Selk and makes a face. Ew, an old man.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:23 AM
"Nice to meet you, the One and Only Dahlia Black!" She nearly looks back at her drink, then perks up to hold a hand out...
Only for her attention to be caught by Selkiris. "Only vodka? Without juice or anything else in it?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:24 AM
Just takes a light sip of his vodka. “Yep.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:26 AM
"Terrifying! Do you want my beer?" Still has her hand out to Dahlia. "I decided it tasted like piss. I've never drunk piss before, and I never will, but judging by smell alone, I bet it tastes like beer."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
Walks in and very directly to the bar to take a seat.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
“No thanks. I prefer the strong taste.”
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:27 AM
"Of course it's nice to meet me. I'm a fuckin' delight to be around." she orders a water, reluctantly, and spins around to look at the other newcomer.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:28 AM
Lowers her hand, but doesn't look offened. Just says to Dahlia, "You've been great to talk to, yeah!"
Then wave wave waves at Circe. "Hi!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
Waves back before ordering herself a margarita. "Good morning everyone, good to see we're all making the same great choices." She chuckles.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
"I wish I could say I have, but I haven't! I ordered beer and I should've listened to my father: It's absolutely awful!"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:30 AM
"All my choices are great choices."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:32 AM
Looks at the bartender and waves them over. "I'll take a strawberry daiquiri."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:32 AM
Gives Con a quick look up and down. "...I feel like you shoulda been able to make that call before ordering."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:33 AM
“I’m just on break on a really slow day. Needed something to bring me a little more pep.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:34 AM
Shrugs. "I wanted to try new things. What's the point of this trip to America if I'm not taking in all the sounds and sounds and tastes and feelings?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:36 AM
Raises an eyebrow. "Yeah, true enough. If that's the case you must be here to check out all the weird things the town's famous for, yeah?"
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:36 AM
"Well look no further. We've got sad old people!"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:37 AM
"Nope! I'm here to live with my cousin for a little bit. The town being interesting is only a bonus!"
Upon Dahlia pointing that out, she scoots real close to Selkiris. "What's with your veins? You looks super unhealthy! Are you okay? Are you getting enough sun and water?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:37 AM
“I’m far from sad. I’m just bored.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:38 AM
"Tired, not sad. C'mon, kid." She laughs.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:39 AM
.......chuckles a little and murmurs to himself ‘So you can see them’. Scoots back a few inches. “Yes I’m fine. This is just from an accident I had a while back.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:40 AM
Tilts head. "An accident? I would've thought it was a disease."
"Or an illness."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:40 AM
"That's a little insensitive, don't you think?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:41 AM
Blinks a few times at Circe. "Is it?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:42 AM
“A little yes, and I’d prefer not to talk about it.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:42 AM
"I wouldn't exactly be too thrilled to have someone just come up and tell me I look like I have a disease."
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
Laughs "Don't let him lie to you. I know for a fact he's been dealing with a really bad case of Bofa for a while."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
"Oh. I'm sorry, then! You laughed so I thought it wasn't a bi—... What's Bofa?"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:43 AM
says fucking nothing. He may be old but he isn’t dumb.
“Oh no. You said it.” Long sigh
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:44 AM
She snorts a little, but she doesn't wanna give it away too much.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:44 AM
She bites her knuckles to not laugh immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em. "Bofa deez nuts!" okay now she cackles like a maniac.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:46 AM
Takes a moment to translate, then laughs. Not as hard as Dahlia, though. Then takes a sip of her drink.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:47 AM
Just shakes head and drinks more vodka
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:47 AM
Hangs her head but she's definitely laughing.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:48 AM
"Sooo, if you're both bored or tired, you know what instantly brings cheer to people? Petting! My hair is sooo soft, you know?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:50 AM
"Oh I could never. My dog would get too jealous."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:51 AM
"I'm sure it'll be fine. It doens't have to know~" Purrs.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:53 AM
"Ah what the hell? Lemme see how soft-" She reaches her hand out.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:54 AM
Scoots over to Circe and leans her head over.
wocat: Her hair is, unsurprisingly, soft. And very thick and fluffy. There's a lot more hair than you'd think, and there's already a lot from appearances alone.Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 9:55 AM
Just kinda watches this strangeness
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 9:55 AM
She looks absolutely disgusted.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 9:56 AM
Gives one little pat before pulling back. "Oh. Wow, yeah, you weren't lying. Do you use special product or something?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 9:58 AM
Starts building up a purr before stopping. Leans back and blinks. "Oh. Oh, uh, no! Nothing special. I was... born... with naturally soft hair! The only products I use is nice shampoo and conditioner, but I'll have to buy new ones soon. The ones I have are from Japan."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:01 AM
Just kinda cracks open a book on astral Magic and starts to read it
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:01 AM
Oh yeah. She totally believes that for sure. She just looks disappointed, turning back to her drink. "Damn, I was hoping I could find something to help with m-" She just sort of double takes at that.
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 10:02 AM
"Well this is great and all, but I need to go get some sleep before noon."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:02 AM
"Awww. Byeee, The One and Only Dahlia Black!" Wave wave waves...
Then hops off of her seat to lean over Selkiris' shoulder and read his book.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
"Try to make sure you sleep on your side." Waves.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
The book is mostly a bunch of weird theories and stuff as well as how the stars can empower you
Dahlia Black
BOT
— Today at 10:03 AM
"Don't you forget it, candy ass." Waves over her shoulder as she leaves, pulling out her phone to look at it. oops, she ignored you Circe
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:04 AM
"I prefer Sugar Tits!" She shouts as Dahlia leaves. Makes sure to shout away from Selkiris ears, ftr.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:07 AM
"That's probably a better choice for you anyways."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:08 AM
"Why's that?"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:10 AM
"The cleavage. Candyass would be the better choice if you had a short shorts outfit or something."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
"I could always show off my panties, but," gets a look from the bartender, "I know I shouldn't." Laughs.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
Just gonna casually read his books, drink some vodka, and ignore this
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
"Also, you're researching magic?" to Selkiris.
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:12 AM
“I’d hope so. I am a mage.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:14 AM
"Really?! My first cousin once removed has magic! Papa's been struggling to learn, but I'm sure any information I bring back will help speed up his progress exponentially!"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:14 AM
“Oh? Do you know any magic?” Not really going to hide talking about this anymore as he can just tell from a glance Circe is a magic user
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:16 AM
"Nope! Only a lot of history about magic and folktales and fairytales. Western and Eastern! Mostly Western and stuff I've found on the internet. Papa's a hug fan of that part of the world... This part of the world! I think it'd be better if he learned it before I do though."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:19 AM
"Oh, if your father ever comes to town I would love to meet him. I've made my whole career on helping people interested in connecting their spirits to the universe." Smile smile
Arcadia — Today at 10:23 AM
“Maybe come by my shop then. I have many tomes on astral sorcery and the power of the stars.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:24 AM
"Oh, yes, the stars are always a great place to start- is your father a fan of astrology?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:25 AM
"Ummm, he'll look into anything! I'd love to get help from both of you. I could send him books to help. We're in a really bad situation right now. He's trying to earn as much money as he can to get us out safe and sound. He might be able to find the path to success through the stars if I send him the right materials!"
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:27 AM
Tries to hide a grimace cause everything in his shop is compete bullcrap
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:30 AM
She leans back, seeming to think about it for the moment. "Well in that case I would recommend he stays in the physical world for now. It can be very hard to know if these kinds of things work over long distances."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:32 AM
"You might be right... Do you know any basic magic books? I don't want to give him something that insults his intelligence, so nothing like 'Baby's First Magic' or 'Magic for Dummies' but something that's simple."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:33 AM
“Yes magic is....complicated. Don’t want him accidentally getting into a worse situation because of it.”
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:33 AM
"Mmmm.. I have one or two of those sorts of things at the North Star. I try to keep them affordable, too, so anyone can get started."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:34 AM
Bits the bottom of her lip. "I wouldn't want that either... I'd like to get back to him as soon as possible, and I don't want to send him anything that will hurt him."
Looks to Circe, smiling anxiously, "I'd love to see what you have!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:37 AM
She reaches into her bag to hand over a business card. "Well, come by the shop some time and I'll give you a tour of the stock."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:38 AM
Walks in in a heavy coat, big hat, sunglasses, and carrying an umbrella. As you do. It's Oregon, who knows when it might rain right?
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:39 AM
Just kinda looks over to Alma and waves, drinking a little Vodka
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:39 AM
Takes the card puts it into her dress' pockets. "Thank you." Smiles.
Looks to Alma and her pep comes back. "Hi!!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:40 AM
Waves to Alma. "Mmmmmorning."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
Slowly takes off her many layers. she's wearing a shirt that reads I Believe in Mothman. "Don't remind me. Ugh, it's so bright out there. I thought it was supposed to rain."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
“Yes I agree it is pretty bright. Doesn’t do good for my skin which is part of the reason I wear the robes.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:42 AM
"I love it if it rained. I'll lay on the grass and let it soak me to my skin."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:43 AM
"Yeah, same. Though I think I'd look awful in robes. You do you though, with your cultist shit."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:43 AM
"You're in a cult?" Stares at Selkiris.
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:44 AM
"Oh, love the shirt." She glances outside. "And I dunno, I think it could still rain. Heard enough people say they're happy it isn't."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:45 AM
“What? No! I’m a mage. It’s traditional wear for practitioners.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:45 AM
"Is there a special material to make one from? A shape? I'd like to send one to my dad."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:47 AM
“Well...my wife typically is the one to ask about that. She has made all my robes from scratch herself.”
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:49 AM
she side steps the group, holding her breath until she's just far enough away to sit down. "Sorry. I was kidding. You see that shit in kitschy Hollywood movies all the time. Appropriating other cultures and turning them into spooky snake cults or some shit."
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:52 AM
"Oh yeah, but it's never that bad 'cause it's not like it's being stolen from somebody people have heard of." Oh man she is heavy on the sarcasm with that.
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:54 AM
"It's okay! Not the appropriation stuff! The confusion."
To Selkiris, "Who's your wife? Where can I find her?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:55 AM
She grimaces at that. 'Oh yeah for sure. If they don't even know you're stealing from them, they can't very well object. That's colonial power, babey."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 10:57 AM
Says suddenly to Alma, "I like your tail, by the way!"
Circe Hemlock
BOT
— Today at 10:58 AM
She definitely flinches at that one.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 10:59 AM
She looks curiously over at Con, her ears twitching as her tail winds around her body like a snake. "Well thanks. I do squats. My ass is my best feature." laughs
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 10:59 AM
“She lives with me in an apartment above my place. If you stop by my store you can probably meet her. She loves to meet new people.”
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:00 AM
Pauses, looking confused, then her ears perk up. Winks at her and laughs.
To Selkiris, "What's the name of your store? And her name, so I don't get the wrong person."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:02 AM
Bites her lip mischievously and winks back "You're not so bad yourself. More top heavy than me. Or anyone else I've met really."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 11:03 AM
“Astral Realms is the name. As for my wife, Morgan Devry. She’s a hard person to miss, believe me.” Laughs a little
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:04 AM
Nods at Selkiris and thanks him.
To Alma, "Thank you~ I like to think I have an hourglass shape. I'm just lucky my back was made to handle all of this."
Selkiris Devry
BOT
— Today at 11:08 AM
Downs the rest of his vodka and gets up. “I should get going now. Take care everyone.” Heads out back towards their store
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:09 AM
"See ya around~"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:09 AM
"Byeee! Thanks for the help!"
Stretches, then orders a Hurricane. "I think that'll be my last one. I don't want to get sick."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:12 AM
She orders a glass of water. "Smart move. It's not even noon anyway. Oh Christ it's not even noon. Why am I awake?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:13 AM
"Beeecause ruining your sleep schedule is fun?" Chuckles. "I don't need to sleep, so I've never had one. If I did need to, I'd break it all the time, just for the fun of it!"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:17 AM
looks around and takes a sip of her water. "I used to think that, back home. But I definitely need sleep now. And I unfortunately have to sell my labor to keep living on this bitch of an Earth."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:21 AM
Blinks a few times. "I'm sorry to hear. I'm doing alright without a job, but I'm thinking about picking something up. I'm not sure what yet."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:23 AM
"Yeah? Well good luck. I mean, assuming you want to work and you're not just doing it because you feel like you have to, or even that you should."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:25 AM
"My dad back in Japan's having some finacial trouble, so I'd like to help anyway I can. Right now I'm waiting to see what the situation looks like, but I don't want to wait too long."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:27 AM
"Ah. That sucks. Yeah I get that though." she pauses, thinking, but shakes her head. "I got into some financial trouble not too long ago myself. Fuckass bloodsucking parasites..."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:27 AM
"... Literal bloodsucking parasites or...?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:28 AM
"No no. Leeches and mosquitos have never hurt me. I mean landlords."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:28 AM
"Thaaaat makes more sense. It sounds like you're out of it, then?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:29 AM
she rubs her neck "Barely. I got a roommate to help."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:30 AM
Her ears twitch. "Oooh~ A roommate? Is he hot? Or... No, a girl would make more sense, but then that question isn't really relevant..." :|c "But I guess she could be hot too."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:32 AM
"He is, yeah. Total snack." she laughs "I'm gonna see how long he can hold out just being around me."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:32 AM
"Wait, you're rooming with a guy? And you're not uncomfortable or anything?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:33 AM
She grins "Why would I be? My boyfriend is cool with it, and it's not like I don't hook up with people semi-regularly anyway."
"I've got nothing to be ashamed of or uncomfortable about."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:34 AM
Pauses for a moment. Actually blushes and holds her cheeks, thinking for a moment. "What?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:35 AM
snorts "I take it you're from a pretty conservative household. I'm used to that. A lot of people still aren't ready for a full on sexual revolution even in the year of our Lord, 2021."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:37 AM
"No no no!" Waves her hands in front of her face. "Papa's far from conservative. I think? I, uh. I've heard about that kind of stuff in cartoons and porn and the internet. I didn't think I'd meet someone who does that in real life. And here of all places."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:39 AM
She pauses and thinks "I don't know what porn you watch, but it's almost definitely not accurate at all. And most porn is coercive and gross anyway."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:42 AM
"Maybe you're not watching good porn... Actually, maybe we're watching the same kind. I like what I watch, anyway."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:43 AM
"I mean I hope i know what good porn is. It's how I make my money. But I also didn't say 'good.' I said inaccurate and coercive. Which isn't good, in like an ethical sense. But doesn't affect the quality at all."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:45 AM
Fidgets a little, then widens his eyes. "You make porn?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:46 AM
"I do cam shows and political theory video essays."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:47 AM
"That's so cool! I'm not deep into politics, but I've always wondered what the life of a camgirl is like. I could never do that. My dad would throttle me."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:48 AM
"Mine might too. I dunno, never met him. But it's about as good as I can get. I get to curate my fanbase, make my own hours... sort of. Honestly the worst part are all the right wing chuds making gross comments at me on my Twitter."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:51 AM
"I hope not! I don't think I could deal with all of those comments. Buuuut I do like people lusting over what they can't have." Chuckles.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:52 AM
"Oh so do I. I just wish they'd be more creative with the threats. It's so boring."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:54 AM
"Don't put those kind of bad thoughts out there! It'd be awful if they came true..." Pauses for a moment. "Is..." Looks around the bar, then lowers her voice, "Is that kind of work legal here? In America?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 11:57 AM
"Sex work? Kind of? Doing cam shows is legal, same as pornography. Physical like... paying for sex is just decriminalized."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 11:59 AM
Squints. "That's confusing. But that's good for you! I was worried you were going to get in trouble, talking about all of this so publicly... Is that kind of stuff normal here? Having multiple, uh... boyfriends? And going around sleeping with people?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:00 PM
"I only have one boyfriend right now. But no, polyamory isn't really all that common among normal people. And sleeping around still has stigma attached to it." she rolls her eyes hard
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:01 PM
"Soooo... what about... not-normal people?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:01 PM
"Depends." she grins a bit and lowers her voice 'I'm a succubus, so it's very normal for me."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:04 PM
Raises her eyebrows. "Woah. It's so weird seeing all the... myths here." Laughs, then lowers her voice, "The only thing I get are heats, but I don't think I could go around... sleeping with people. I'd feel too bad."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:06 PM
"I've met a couple people like that. Mostly back home. I'm just kinda always idling." She shrugs "I mean, if you don't wanna do something like that then obviously you don't have to. Sex positive means positive on all kinds of sexuality."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:07 PM
"I'm only interested in guys. I don't have any other kind of sexuality?" Chuckles awkwardly.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:08 PM
"No I mean like. Some people are legitimately put off by polyamory. I'd never try to coerce someone into trying it if they weren't comfortable with it."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:09 PM
"Aaaah. Don't worry, you're not coercing me! It's... interesting. Like one of those harem shows." Blushes. "I wouldn't mind being in one where I'm surrounded by a bunch of men pining after me."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:11 PM
wrinkles her nose "Definitely not like that at all. My sex partners and I have very established boundaries."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:11 PM
"Um... I wasn't saying you didn't?" Tilts head.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:13 PM
"I'm saying that it's not at all like a 'harem.' I've seen people with harems and I definitely do not want that kind of power imbalace."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:14 PM
"Isn't it just... Ah, well, I guess there is the idea that the one being pined for has more control... Personally, I don't mind power imbalances. I think they're more exciting."
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:16 PM
"Ah, I see." she nods and sips her water understandingly
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:18 PM
"I hoped you would!" Opens his mouth to say more, because she definitely was getting ready to ramble, but then she grimaces. "What time is it?"
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:18 PM
"A little after noon?"
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:20 PM
Hops out of her seat and pays for her drinks. "I should gooooo... I might give Seiji conniptions. He probably already noticed I took some of his money... I need to look like I spent it wisely!"Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:24 PM
she blinks "Alright then. Have a good one, it was really nice meeting you."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:25 PM
"What's your name, by the way? My name is 'Satō Tanaka"" Uses heavy quotation marks. "But a lot of people call me Confetti Cake." Wiiiiiiink.
Alma Malivani
BOT
— Today at 12:26 PM
"Alma. Alma Malivani."
Confetti Cake
BOT
— Today at 12:27 PM
"Nice to meet you! "Finger guns as she walks out backwards. Almost trips over a chair, but gets her footing soon after. "Oh! Woah there... Okay, byeee!" Waves at Alma as she heads out normally.