6 June 2022 - Seasonal icc - Link to start / Link to end
Jasper goes out to the lake and sees his crush who he won't admit is a crush, Henrietta. He also meets Art Septus.
He askes Art if he's a real cat, and Henrietta confirms that he is. Jasper thinks this means Bakeneko. Art is obviously under the impression that Jasper is a genetically engineered nek0. At no point during the conversation does either of these shit heads realize what's going on. Making matters worse, this was when Jasper learned he knows Japanese fluently, probably for magic reasons. He was just as surprised as Henrietta was.
Below are some highlights:
Jasper: "Are you from Japan then? I heard we're supposed to be from Japan. I'm not though."
Art: "does your owner take good care of you?"
Jasper: Seems a little weirded out by that word choice. "Uh, yeah. But I have to call her my foster mom now. I used to call her my human and everyone told me that's weird."
Art: "ah, yes, such is the nature of the secrecy we require."
Jasper: (of ganymede) - "He's not even a real cat. He told me a wizard made him. So basically he's cheating."
Art: chuckles. "well, I suppose his late owner was a warlock, though he did not create him."
Jasper: "So he's a liar too."
Art: "do not hold it against him." "he lies for the same reason you do of your owner."
Jasper furrows his brow in confusion.
Art: "well, if she were to say she purchased you, that wouldn't sound good, would it?"
Henrietta: O_O
[...]
Jasper: "... I guess that does sound kind of sus when you put it like that. I get it."
(shortly after that last interaction, henrietta pumped the breaks and told Jasper: "we're leaving.")
Jasper goes out to the lake and sees his crush who he won't admit is a crush, Henrietta. He also meets Art Septus.
He askes Art if he's a real cat, and Henrietta confirms that he is. Jasper thinks this means Bakeneko. Art is obviously under the impression that Jasper is a genetically engineered nek0. At no point during the conversation does either of these shit heads realize what's going on. Making matters worse, this was when Jasper learned he knows Japanese fluently, probably for magic reasons. He was just as surprised as Henrietta was.
Below are some highlights:
Jasper: "Are you from Japan then? I heard we're supposed to be from Japan. I'm not though."
Art: "does your owner take good care of you?"
Jasper: Seems a little weirded out by that word choice. "Uh, yeah. But I have to call her my foster mom now. I used to call her my human and everyone told me that's weird."
Art: "ah, yes, such is the nature of the secrecy we require."
Jasper: (of ganymede) - "He's not even a real cat. He told me a wizard made him. So basically he's cheating."
Art: chuckles. "well, I suppose his late owner was a warlock, though he did not create him."
Jasper: "So he's a liar too."
Art: "do not hold it against him." "he lies for the same reason you do of your owner."
Jasper furrows his brow in confusion.
Art: "well, if she were to say she purchased you, that wouldn't sound good, would it?"
Henrietta: O_O
[...]
Jasper: "... I guess that does sound kind of sus when you put it like that. I get it."
(shortly after that last interaction, henrietta pumped the breaks and told Jasper: "we're leaving.")